Across My Heart

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In honor of Valentine's Day (which in my world is like, around the corner), I am touching back to a recent performance of Bed Bath & Beyonce from the 2009 European Music Awards held last November in Berlin.

Note the giagantor satin heart at the top of the number. Nothin' says Valen-times like a giant fuckin' heart. Top that, Taylor.

Also note, Beyonce is not afraid to get kinky. On Stage. For a second-- do you see how quickly she tries to 86 the bondage-mask like she's quitting the Incredibles or something?!?! But then that shit gets all caught up in her weave, and she's strugglin' with it... but then she's got a verse to sing... but then it's still caught. You can bet your house of dereon that Ms. Tina was getting a an hour-long session of notes after that show. She was put on probation for this one, no doubt. I bet they relegated her to lint-rolling duty for the rest of the week until she learned from her mistake.

Anyway-- the rest is balls out ahhh-mazing. Especially, the super progressive, euro-flare ending where she just lets it sizzle for a second, and ultimately breaks outta that loco smize face and turns back into the human form of B.

In a way, it's exactly like Avatar 3D.