The Real, Real Housewives of Beyonce

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Did you sleep on this?

BLAME IT ON THE POP

I don't know if you're aware, but this dude DJ Earworm (that's right... 'Ear - Worm" that's his name) is like the master of mash-ups, which we all know I love deeply.



Anyway, to celebrate the Billboard Top 25 Hits of 2009 he took all your favorite juicy pop songs... and he mashed 'em all up in to one monster song.

Loves it. Mostly because it plainly proves that we are conditioned to like a bunch of stuff that all sounds the same.

It's the music of money.

So what? Who Cares?!?

So Frosh-Faced....

I love hearing something old sound new:



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Across My Heart

Beyoncé - New Music - More Music Videos

In honor of Valentine's Day (which in my world is like, around the corner), I am touching back to a recent performance of Bed Bath & Beyonce from the 2009 European Music Awards held last November in Berlin.

Note the giagantor satin heart at the top of the number. Nothin' says Valen-times like a giant fuckin' heart. Top that, Taylor.

Also note, Beyonce is not afraid to get kinky. On Stage. For a second-- do you see how quickly she tries to 86 the bondage-mask like she's quitting the Incredibles or something?!?! But then that shit gets all caught up in her weave, and she's strugglin' with it... but then she's got a verse to sing... but then it's still caught. You can bet your house of dereon that Ms. Tina was getting a an hour-long session of notes after that show. She was put on probation for this one, no doubt. I bet they relegated her to lint-rolling duty for the rest of the week until she learned from her mistake.

Anyway-- the rest is balls out ahhh-mazing. Especially, the super progressive, euro-flare ending where she just lets it sizzle for a second, and ultimately breaks outta that loco smize face and turns back into the human form of B.

In a way, it's exactly like Avatar 3D.